{"id":2256,"date":"2006-12-22T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lireouimaisquoi.over-blog.com\/article-4998570-6.html"},"modified":"2014-08-27T23:21:46","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T22:21:46","slug":"4998570","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chezyueyin.org\/blog\/4998570\/","title":{"rendered":"Press\u00e9, press\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/chezyueyin.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/press_.jpg\"\/> &nbsp;Elle, c&#8217;est la grande soeur, on ne sait pas son nom &#8211; c&#8217;est la narratrice. Lui c&#8217;est Benoit, &quot;le petit dernier de la famille, le chouchou des parents, toujours &agrave; emb&eacute;ter sa grande soeur&quot;. Les parents ?&nbsp;Ils sont l&agrave; aussi, parfois, en filigrane. Elle raconte des histoires, certaines qui&nbsp;sont arriv&eacute;es, d&#8217;autres qu&#8217;elle arrange, invente, imagine pour lui, pour elle, pour eux deux, pour rire, pour pleurer, pour s&#8217;affranchir car elle est press&eacute;e, press&eacute;e de grandir.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">De dr&ocirc;les d&#8217;histoires courtes, simples, bizarres, cruelles, tendres aussi&#8230; et surtout &agrave; mourir de rire&#8230; A partir de 5\/6 ans et sans limite d&#8217;&acirc;ge :&nbsp;chez nous, fous rires garantis !<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Un extrait pour le plaisir<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Hier maman s&#8217;est verni les ongles. elle a essay&eacute; une nouvelle couleur, rose argent&eacute;, tr&egrave;s moche.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Evidemment c&#8217;&eacute;tait juste au moment d&#8217;aller au supermarch&eacute;. D&eacute;j&agrave; qu&#8217;on n&#8217;&eacute;tait pas en avance. et son vernis qui ne s&eacute;chait pas. Alors elle m&#8217;a demand&eacute; :<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8211; Dis tu serais gentille d&#8217;&eacute;crire la liste des courses. Prends un papier,un stylo je te dicte.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8211; D&#8217;accord j&#8217;ai dit, mais ne viens pas r&acirc;ler s&#8217;il y a des fautes d&#8217;orthographe.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Elle a commenc&eacute; :<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8211; Choux de Bruxelles, un kilo et demi.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Je suis devenue verte. des choux de Bruxelles, beurk ! pourquoi pas des &eacute;pinards, tant qu&#8217;elle y est !<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Je&nbsp;n&#8217;ai rien dit. J&#8217;ai &eacute;crit : <em>Chocolat, un kilo et demi<\/em>. Apr&egrave;s tout &quot;chocolat&quot; et &quot;choux de Bruxelles&quot; &ccedil;a commence pareil.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Et puis jai r&eacute;fl&eacute;chi. Un kilo et demi, c&#8217;est peut-&ecirc;tre beaucoup, et pas tr&egrave;s pr&eacute;cis.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">J&#8217;ai donc corrig&eacute; : <em>une tablette de chocolat au lait, une aux noisettes, et une au chocolat blanc<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8211; Tu y es ? a demand&eacute; maman.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8211; C&#8217;est bon, ai-je r&eacute;pondu tu peux y aller.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8211; Un paquet de lentille, a-t-elle dict&eacute;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Des lentilles ? Jamais de la vie.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">J&#8217;ai &eacute;crit : <em>un litre de glace &agrave; la vanille.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Puis j&#8217;ai dit :<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8211; C&#8217;est fait maman.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font size=\"1\"><em>Press&eacute;, press&eacute;es &#8211; Bernard friot &#8211; Milan poche junior &#8211; 2002<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;Elle, c&#8217;est la grande soeur, on ne sait pas son nom &#8211; c&#8217;est la narratrice. Lui c&#8217;est Benoit, &quot;le petit dernier de la famille, le chouchou des parents, toujours &agrave; emb&eacute;ter sa grande soeur&quot;. 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