{"id":2486,"date":"2008-02-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lireouimaisquoi.over-blog.com\/article-16166036-6.html"},"modified":"2014-08-27T23:21:08","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T22:21:08","slug":"16166036","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chezyueyin.org\/blog\/16166036\/","title":{"rendered":"La porte"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\"> <font face=\"Verdana\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"110\" height=\"169\" src=\"http:\/\/chezyueyin.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/La-porte.gif\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"undefined\"\/> Alors l\u00e0 je ne sais que dire ! <a href= \"http:\/\/alivreouvert.over-blog.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Chim\u00e8re<\/a> m&#8217;a offert cet <a href=\"http:\/\/chezyueyin.org\/?p=785\" target=\"_blank\">opuscule minuscule<\/a> il y a peu et je l&#8217;ai croqu\u00e9 avec d\u00e9lice en moins de temps temps qu&#8217;il ne faut pour l&#8217;\u00e9crire. Mais en parler &#8230; Voil\u00e0 bien un d\u00e9fi. Je pourrais dire qu&#8217;il s&#8217;agit des aventures philosophiques de deux loups garous bavards,<\/font> <font face=\"Verdana\">hospitaliers<\/font><font face=\"Verdana\">, amateurs d&#8217;ecclesiastiques \u00e0 la chantilly et rebelles \u00e0 l&#8217;humour barbare. mais je ne suis pas s\u00fbre que cela rende justice au style particulier de cette farce jubilatoire (allez j&#8217;ose le mot !) de Karim Berrouka !<\/font><\/p>\n<p> <font face=\"Verdana\">Alors la premi\u00e8re page peut \u00eatre :<br \/><\/font><br \/> <font face=\"Verdana\">La gueule barbouill\u00e9e de sang, Premier Loup-Garou rugit en se frictionnant le museau. Deuxi\u00e8me Loup-Garou, affal\u00e9 sur la table, ventre balonn\u00e9 et t\u00eate renvers\u00e9e, le regardait, une lueur glauque illuminant d&#8217;un \u00e9clat sirupeux ses yeux mi-clos.<\/font><br \/> <font face=\"Verdana\">&#8220;J&#8217;ai les dents du fond qui baignent.&#8221;<\/font><br \/> <font face=\"Verdana\">_ Consid\u00e9rant mon cher ami, ce que vous avez ingurgit\u00e9 ce matin, un passage au vomitorium n&#8217;aurait pas \u00e9t\u00e9 un luxe. J&#8217;en suis \u00e0 me demander par quel miracle vous avez r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 rejoindre notre demeure. Estimez-vous heureux de n&#8217;avoir pas \u00e9chou\u00e9 au milieu du d\u00e9sert, incapable du moindre geste, pitance grasse pour les charognards, la gueule b\u00e9ante et les bras en croix.<\/font><br \/> <font face=\"Verdana\">_ Moquez-vous ! Moquez-vous. Vous persistez \u00e0 ne voir en moi qu&#8217;un rustre personnage, un ventre ambulant d\u00e9pourvu de toute facult\u00e9 de temp\u00e9rance, prompt devant la hampe et la bavette, mais d\u00e9nu\u00e9 de toute subtilit\u00e9 quand il s&#8217;agit de chanter une fluctuation aurif\u00e8re dans l&#8217;am\u00e9thyste de l&#8217;aurore. Sachez que j&#8217;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 Viking dans une vie ant\u00e9rieure, et non des moindres. Les aubes et les soleils couchants, je les ai repeints \u00e0 maintes reprises d&#8217;une carnation sanguinolente, et pas une fois je n&#8217;y ai laiss\u00e9 mes tripes. La seule chose qu&#8217;alors je parvenais \u00e0 vomir, c&#8217;\u00e9tait les arm\u00e9es ennemies. enfin, \u00e9ph\u00e9m\u00e8rement. La seconde suivante, j&#8217;en faisais des confettis !<\/font><\/p>\n<p> <font face=\"Verdana\">Pour amateur de contes f\u00e9rocement d\u00e9gond\u00e9s (4e de couverture !). R\u00e9jouissant !<\/p>\n<p> L&#8217;<a href=\"http:\/\/alivreouvert.over-blog.net\/article-13902354.html\" target=\"_blank\">avis<\/a> tout aussi r\u00e9joui de Chim\u00e8re.<\/font><\/p>\n<p> <em><font size=\"1\" face=\"Verdana\">La porte &#8211; Karim Berrouka &#8211; Griffe d&#8217;encre 2007<\/font><\/em> <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alors l\u00e0 je ne sais que dire ! Chim\u00e8re m&#8217;a offert cet opuscule minuscule il y a peu et je l&#8217;ai croqu\u00e9 avec d\u00e9lice en moins de temps temps qu&#8217;il ne faut pour l&#8217;\u00e9crire. 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